@John73John

He said he's going to make groceries cheaper. By deporting the farm workers. And antagonizing the country we get our potash from to make fertilizer. And dumping the water out of the reservoirs in an idiotic stunt, so the farms in California won't have enough water this summer.
 
I'm starting to understand why his casinos kept going bankrupt.

@edwardphilibin3151

He's yelling at the "globalist" Wall Street Journal. 

Yes, the infamously liberal Wall Street Journal. The Communist-leaning Wall Street Journal.

It's been a while since I've seen this reference, but I think it deserves a comeback:

"Shut the f*** up, Donnie!"

@shakesbits5220

The restaurant analogy was actually better if you tweak it a little:
He takes you into that restaurant, HE orders everything on the menu for takeout, while telling you it’s free samples and he’ll share with you at home and then leaves you behind to deal with the bill while gorging himself…

@afterhourscinema782

"Nazis...I hate these guys."
- Indiana Jones

Be like Indy 👍🏾

@Mischievous_Moth

What pisses me off is that they don't have the authority to do most of what they're doing, but no one is ENFORCING those restrictions.

@reinderknoops1682

It is getting hard to denie Agent Orange is a foreign agent.

@jeffreycoogan09

In the 1980s, people looked back at the 1950s (Blacklists and McCarthyism). And we all swore that we would never let that happen again, and the lesson had been learned. Boy, were we WRONG!

@nathanielraefraughton5218

He also got Canada to agree to the plan we already decided to do 6 weeks ago. Master negotiating right there lol

@jrsydvl7218

All this because big dummies believed Donny would lower egg prices.

@allanolley4874

And now the Canada Tariff is delayed also, but I expect we will be white knuckling it through the next 4 years of Trump demanding to be the centre of attention and shout demands at people that may or may not make any sense and using the full force and power of the office of President to do it.

@Coffin-40oz

Thanks for reminding everyone that no one governed by tweet until Trump

@robertgaines-tulsa

As a mentally disabled person, I've been having a number of panic attacks and want to flee the United States so I don't get euthanized. I don't suppose there'll be class action lawsuits on emotional damages? Ugh...

@EmoBearRights

'But I didn't think they'd eat MY face'. We did try and tell ya guys.

@TimvanderLeeuw

If the drug trade is such a bad thing, why give presidential pardon to a major drug dealer? Silk-road owner and operator Ross Ulbricht?

@PlebNC

"Why should other countries only pay a fraction of the cost for pharmaceuticals?"
The rest of the world: casually gestures towards the US healthcare system, then towards other countries healthcare systems, then shrugs.

@SharienGaming

USAID is effectively the soft power arm of US imperial power - its what you use remove recruiting grounds for local opposing guerillias and as a result establish a cultural foothold for yourself
but fascists dont understand soft power - only force.

@groovyengineer

Trump has united Canada.
We're fkn pissed.

@PetAllDogs

This is not incompetence. If it was incompetence they wouldn't be so effective at hurting everyone.

@GwydionFrost

Committing treason by using RICO tactics, and not one single human being can figure out a way to prosecute... 😑

@smallstudiodesign

Canada was a divided country — then came Trump — never seen Canadians more unanimous in my entire lifetime.  Canadians will never be the same after this towards the USA  — they will never trust the USA again. The trust has been burned.