@TheDendran

You call it "Search Engine Optimisation"
I call it "Search Poisoning"

"We are not the same"

@SemiHypercube

That's such a weird choice, it really does make it look like a knock-off instead of the real thing

@GutsInBerserk

I love how the App Store trailers still use the original Minecraft trailer gameplay footage even though it is wildly outdated. It’s just very nostalgic

@JanTheAnimatorActual

I think that "Minecraft: Unlimited Creativity" would've been a better subtitle for the App Store.

@jaminmcready

Minecraft: The Friends We Made Along the Way

@PapaGeorgeVr

They dont want to be associated with that horrendous movie

@thelagbot

YAY! IT IS EVEN MORE CORPORATE NOW!!!!!!!!

@midnightdoggo19

So many people tried to join the MC live Discord server when it was announced that Discord flagged it as a raid and banned a whole load of people (myself included)

@purpleapple4052

Reminds me how before being taken down the original Angry Birds got renamed to "Red's First Flights" lol

@Jireninyourrecommendations

1:13 Your bookshelf video has caused me so much PTSD that I can't unsee the Amogus

@Detectiv2

Should've been re-renamed to Cave Game smh

@mr_man_in_the_white_van

average corporation trying to satisfy its consumers (it is not working):

@Sheim-b4k

should have called it “the minecraft game”

@Jmcgee1125

SEO is the reason all amazon listings are unreadable essays even from official companies. It's becoming impossible to find anything because everyone's trying so hard to be found. Worst timeline.

@samuel-reaI-questionmark

god i love playing minecraft: play with friend

@ecko

Yeah but I have no friends so now I feel even more lonely

@jaminmcready

“Minecraft: Play with Friends” movie when?

@DalekCaanOfSkaro

"A Minecraft Movie: The Videogame"

@controlbrains

What if minecraft was called evilcraft and it said play with enemies

@Bananafoefana

Nobody:

Mojang: WHAT IF WE DO SOMETHING NOBODY ASKED FOR 

(the past 3+ years)