@BlueFloraly
I can’t believe they assassinated him, when they specifically asked for no assassinations.
@suzanneklare2861
The fact that the other guys managed to get in to stab caesar implies that either they bribed the guard or used plastic knives
@trapperuse537
“ no assassinations, please “ so polite… 😭
@PaigeTheFatFeministWitch
NOT YOU AS WELL BRUTUS absolutely killed me! That joke is the exact right level of nerdy
@ALSTEX
They got plastic ones "But they break in half when you spread it on ur toast" A relatable statement
@astroash2468
"They've got plastic ones. Yeah, and they're absolutely useless!" best line ever
@TxRxIxP
The reason why they're taking so long to kill him is they're using the plastic knives from the cafeteria
@arched_verb5276
Fun fact: Julius Caesars last words were "not you as well brutus"
@kavinn77
"Honey, the Adrian guy came back this time" "What did he want this time?" "A security guard costume and a toga"
@Night-Lord
I love the idea of Caesar going “et tu Brutus” like it’s just a minor inconvenience
@yejikim3481
"You assassinated me? When I specifically asked you not to?"
@shathialam7317
One of the calmest guys I know what a legend
@akira7434
Casear dying This is fine. He breaks his knife Oh no this is not fine
@lschoice9136
"We nearly got him" poor guys using plastic knives. Edit: Thanks for this bunch of likes
@MachiriReviews
“Not you as well, Brutus!” Fucking dead
@AkiraSig
" for the cafeteria " " Then who am i gonna assasinate with that " 💀
@123haninhk
"Et tu, bread knife?!"
@Mskittyears
"Not you as well Brutus" I'm dead-
@IYUN697
Caesar really be asking them politely with a gentle manner to please stop stabbing him
@adrianbliss