@CJusticeHappen21
Kansas City laughing in it's impenetrable fortress, which nobody can hear.
@astr43us
US: our geography makes us invincible China: what about balloons?
@LovleyLemonade
Midwesterners: Casts tornado spell at enemy
@Dark_Kevlarian
As a Texan, I think you're REALLY overstating the difficulty of the waist-high slow-moving creek that is the Rio Grande "River."
@feeberizer
I'm in southern New Mexico. The Rio Grande river is a dry river bed most of the year. Once the yearly irrigation allotment is met, the shallow river dries up. Easy for walking and driving vehicles.
@EligibleBubble
So basically we got the luckiest spawn in a game of Civ
@tofudeliveryman1024
“We can never invade America, There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.” - Japanese Admiral Yamamoto
@jamesfriesen191
100 years ago, that would've been the case, but the interstate highway network and huge rail network negate most of the internal geographic obstacles. The biggest reasons are Admiral Pacific and Admiral Atlantic - it's almost impossible to move a huge invasion force across either ocean without it being spotted and attacked.
@tyupton87
The US doesn't have a creamy center. The majority of our population and influence is located near our borders..
@Jsutdo
Imagine just like anime, USA shouting “ CANADIAN SHIELD 🛡️ “ 😂😂😂
@birblife6611
Any invasion in the Northeast would be immediately thwarted by sheer expense and rugged man-made barriers; you have to stop and pay tolls every 5 miles.
@supasmortguy
Pro tip: "If you invade me I will release Diddy into your country"
@aydinsurdyke
Yon forgot Missouri in the summer, any invaders without air conditioning instantly dissolve in the hot humid air
@robinrigal-yn8im
East coast : Washington, New York, Boston, Philadelphia, Atlanta, etc. West coast : Los Angeles, Seattle, San Francisco, maybe Las Vegas Invader : "Good enough"
@MKW31
Except most of the population are on the coastline outside of those barriers
@andrewnewsome4277
This is why the aliens always invaded America in the movies. Clearly, we provide the largest geographical and tactical challenge.
@SophiaVonHelgastein
Invaders into Minnesota in January.... Minnesota laughs in triumph as it says, "Invaders! Taste my polar vortex!"
@dingbat4
In the southern marshlands: “Why do I hear banjos and a fiddle playing”
@BangMaster96
US - Impossible to invade Mexico - Hold my border
@PrestigiousWarrior6500