Bob's Dad will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
When Bob's dad was born, he congratulated the doctor
This whole comment section basically turned into Chuck Norris jokes, and I'm all here for it, lol.
Bob’s dad tears are the cure for cancer Unfortunately, Bob’s dad never cries...
When bobs dad does a push up, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down.
When Bob's dad downloads an app, the app agrees to his terms and conditions 💀
Bob’s dad calls 911 to make sure their ok
Bob's dad built the hospital where he was born
Bob's dad has been to Mars...that's why there are no signs of life there.
Bob's dad once clapped his hands, now we call it the big bang
"Please Give Me More Time" 59 Episodes Later Secretary Hasn't Even Found Bob And His Dad Is So Patient Lol
When Bob went to school, the teachers raised their hands to talk to him.
Bob isn't built like a truck, trucks were built like him.
Bob’s dad once lit a lighter, now we call it the sun
Bob’s dad keyboard was made from Wakanda’s engineering to just withstand a 2 hours of paper works
Bob’s Dad once threw a grenade, and killed fifty people. Then the grenade exploded.
When Bob's father arrives late, the others apologize for arriving early. 💀
Bro is so strong that he buys a new phone cuz his Nokia keeps breaking
I feel like a lot of Chuck Norris memes fit him perfectly
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