@dragonashly3383

"Just smoke the wizard out and use it as a bong"
- Dr.Weedus

@nonexistingbraincells

“Is that a fu*king bong?”
-Dr Non

@on_the_webb

"Morning, everyone. Lets get this test going- .. Who took the anomalous vase that contains every disease known to man?"

@Morris9476

"Now I'm really wanting to drink it..." -Dr. Morrison

@Dr-Val-Cat

“I may not have a goblin part in my brain, but I just cannot resist to see what’s inside!”
-Dr. Val

@NopeThePowerful

"NOO, DONT DRINK IT TRUST ME" -Dr. M. Montgomery

@amandagozzer7259

"magical items suck. Use high tech. More reliable"
-master sergeant echo. (First for the second time in a row)

@Darkkitsune45

"Uhh. ill dispatch a squad to get that.  And to cleanup the mess. Because there's gonna be a mess."
-Dr wolf who's making some calls

@Jupiterr-w7w

“…Someone get me a glass.” -Dr ALX, eyes widening as she stares at the mystery bottle (i wonder if the vending machine does it?)

@Jamesplayz21

“Just casually watching family drama- HOW THE F*CK DID SHE GET THAT BOTTLE?!?”
-Agent Maroon

@rinkashikedokatochi

"Run!!!" 
-Dr. Mark

@caixiazhu4483

“Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!”-Dr.Zhu

@TsarAlexander395

“I think I’ve read enough Greek Mythology to know where this is going. Cancun here I come!” -Dr. Valentino

@DrRyans

😐😑😐"Not my doing, not my problem."
-Dr. Ryans

@Cashi3r

"You all are so easily satisfied by the sight of a simple item... like a cat, for starters."

-Dr. Elyse 'Seamstress' Astro

@Mexipryde

" why would you try to drink [REDACTED] " - Dr pryde

@Cyrustheharbriger

"That looks like a wine jar from hundreds of years ago." -Dr. Viers

@PropHuntGuy

“If we rub the vase will the wizard inside grant us 3 wishes?”

-Agent P.H.

@_.SnowyNights._

"god dammit ill get the mtf." 
-Dr. Amberine, who has been dealing with this kind of stuff all week and its only tuesday.

@YabberJabber

“Shit! It has memetic properties which make us want to drink it! Don’t look at it!”

-Dr Falcon