Fast forward about a year. "Johnny gets the full sentence on all his charges." The Internet: "Oh, no!" Anyway...."
Christ this man is speed running a life sentence
Poor lawyer got stuck with the goblin. Lawyer: I got the goblin? Why god, why! You think if I can get him on a max sentence I can get paid for it?
i'm honestly surprised Hank has been helping him to this degree, if the roles were reversed Johnny would have absolutely bailed and fled the country the moment he could without a second thought
Johnny has no existence outside of social media. It's his entire life. He can't stop, he feels alone when the stream is off.
The reason Johnny is so confident is because he's used to seeing the American justice system give sweetheart plea deals, or just outright drop charges, for some of the worst crimes imaginable. He may be operating under the mindset of "I could get a sweetheart plea deal and never see the inside of a jail cell in the States for doing way worse than what I've done over here, so I can act a fool through the entire trial over here and there will be basically no punishment for it". He's in for the rudest of awakenings. If contempt of court can add time, he may never see the outside of a prison for the rest of his life. And he has only himself to blame. ... But he'll blame his followers, he'll blame the police, the judge, everyone except for himself. He will learn absolutely nothing but the wrong lessons from this experience.
He went from mocking comfort women statues and now heβs about to become one in prison.π€£
At this point I'm beginning to think his strategy is to get so many years on his sentence that the computer system errors out, and then they all shrug their shoulders and tell him that he's free to go.
Johnny: please send me home i won't do this again. South korea: no i don't think I will instead im a add another 20 yearsπππ
Itβs like Johnny Salami has no damn clue about any laws
He's just dumb and he's addicted to being online too. He's a prime example of why parents tell their kids not to be online too much.
1:58 Pretend laywer: A six year old in a suit. "Your honor, the defense applies for a diaper change."π
Sentence him to 20 years being live streamed from a Jail cell where people can pay in chat for the guards to do stuff. Help fund his stay through donations
Bye John we will not miss you.
There is absolutely no way he's winning this case, he has already been declared guilty in his first trial and now not only has he given them even more things to charge him with but there is also the fact that the prosecutor in charge of this case is considered one of the best in the whole country but there is also the fact that the new court district that they moved Johnny's case to is apparently more aggressive and less forgiving than the last one. Johnny has messed with: random pedestrians, police, judges, the comfort women statue, an old lady and recently he started messing with kids. At this point he should be grateful if prison time is all he gets.
Every news about it this trials makes it funnier.
Johnny gonna be a new kind of Cabbage patch kid. Dont wanna be that guy Alana...but Hershey Pennsylvania is where Hershey Park is.
Totally off topic but I'm laying down watching this video, and my cat came and was lying in my lap for a bit and then suddenly at one of the points that Alana was talking, my cat just stood up and stepped towards the TV and just stared at her π
Dude is an adult and acting like an upset toddler looking for attention, making noise and trying to get people upset. At least that is how I see him.
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