@tbobinson

"Alright men, we've gotten our Intel from Rojas. We just need to get to the Evac point."
...
"...Roach? ROACH!?"

@Dersephh

"Sir! We tried to defend this position but theres a fast clueless bastard that jump all over the place"

@fifth-yaboi8914

Dat moment when you realize the ai’s are speed runners

@ii8239

Girlfriend: Come over
Me: I can't, I'm on Veteran difficulty
Girlfriend: I know how to kill Shepherd and save Ghost
Me:

@tubbablubba7752

0:57 it seems that Ghost was faster

@nathanielli8459

When your mom says you can only play 3 more minutes, and then you have to go to bed:

@SAM_1077

Captain Mactavish : We've gotta get to the helicopter. 
Player : So anyway I started jumping.

@namelessking4146

That was an improvement, but it’s not hard to improve on garbage.

Run it again.

@thechosen_3616

“That may not be fast enough!” -Nikolai

@Armorgans

nobody

every enemy : hoaahhh ,heaayyaahhhh

@sevzakrevasky

When you run so fast that the texture on the walls are trying to catch up

@blep7628

This dude: Rushes past through an entire fleet of enemies.
The enemies: What am I gonna do?!

@godfreynevielmaliao8424

You did everything to be the first one, but in  the end ur still the last

@ubz05

When mum says you have to go to bed.

@shady.531

0:33 dat moment when you shot but still didn’t kill...

@yuul4k

Nikolai: I must leave in thirty seconds!
Roach: Laughs in Usain Bolt

@violetwyvern6289

I absolutely love how u don’t stop the clock as soon as u stop playing (jumping to the chopper). That’s a real speed runner right here. Not a fake one that cheats!

@MarioRodriguez-pi7br

This is what the roach sees when you turn kitchen lights on

@TrickyTalon23

Soap: You got thirty seconds!
Roach: I’ll be there in twelve.

@giventofly94

0:21 lulz