@Kawaii_Toast

“sorry my lizard died”

the lizard that has been hiding in the darkest corner of her house rent free for its whole life :

@xedeanz9324

"I wake up at 10 am"
I spend the next three hours getting ready"
"At 11 am"

@tofu8535

I don't know who was more disappointed- the sugar daddy or the girls who 'only got $600' 😂

@keithphone5693

I lived in LA 20 years ago and this was accurate even then.

@saltycalmonds

Attractive women really be living life on easy mode.

@beboysub

she's such a well read person

@tomsmith2209

32 dollars for a fuckin drink?!
I need to open up a drink dispenser in LA so I can become a generic rich guy.

@NSixtyFour

"This is my life as a gorl"😂😂 her acting is so perfect haha

@finesupplements9698

This is not even satire, it’s strait 100% facts.

@solderingironofjusti

Sorry to hear about your struggles, don’t worry it gets better 😂

@Nitsa13

Girl math be like squeeze three hours in one 💀

@AlejandroSovsa

The apology texts are the only thing that's  cap in this video

@hornetguy9063

Age 40: “WhErE aRe AlL tHe GoOd MeN?”

@briantinshu8328

its crazy how far you can get on yt with just how u look

@Thecaliforniaelevatorchannel

32 dollar "matcha" macha isnt purple guys, matcha is green

@kenzou776

"I wake up at 10 am"
"I take three hours to get ready"
"At 11 am...."
💀💀💀

@MaanTy-qm7lk

" my sugar daddy " 

That got me lol

@alanajacobs2214

Girl is living "the life"😂

@Odurs

Your shorts never fail to entertain me 😂

@Echocompany2-7

I love the “apologies to the guys I flaked on” ik it’s a joke but there are women who do that and it rubs me wrong. Like girls be straight up with your man don’t flake you’ll just leave him confused and uninterested in you and he will move on hella fast. Now if that’s your goal.  Then now you have the perfect method