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There are at least a few of Bikini Bottom’s food I would love to be able to sample, but there’s also more than a bucketful I’d rather not cross paths with. You know, let’s skip the middleman, and drop ‘em directly in the puke-or-chum-bucket.

Today I’m ranking every culinary concoction available in and around Bikini Bottom.

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