In Memorbium (To All Who Died During or After This Film):
-Morbius The Living Vampire
-Jared Leto's career after this
-Jared Leto's after Morbius 2 The Gangsta Tatted Vampire
-Jared Leto's band
-Jared Leto's cult
-Milo
-Anyone who'd want to work with Jared Leto after his method acting shenanigans
-Method acting
-Iorn Man
-Drax, spidormanmantits, peter quail,
-This Movie: Sony mEmorbji Movie Into The Multiverse of Morbius Mo Money More BS Starring TJ Miller, Jared Leto, and Benedict Cumberbatch as Generic MCU Quip Machine aka Dr. Stephen Strange